Junk Food (part 1) How to make your relationship EPIC FAIL


How to make your relationship EPIC FAIL

1. Be jealous

-act paranoid, don’t let them hang out with their other friends, especially other girls/guys (depending on who you are)


-ignore them completely

3. Be clingy

-You have to be around them at all times, never ever leave them alone, you must know where they are and what they are doing at ALL TIMES. I mean you are gonna get married right? You love them so much that you can never ever stop telling them! You must be around them all the time! If you’re not with them, call them!

4.Be oblivious

-don’t notice that they dyed their hair, don’t compliment on how they look nice, don’t notice her new shirt, don’t notice when she’s upset, don’t know anything about her, ect…

5. Only need each other

-Never ever let them hang out with their friends, (bad things could happen :o) they might actually have fun without you! Spend more time with them than you do with God…

Think about it, how much time did you spend with your

I guarantee you that if you do these things your relationship is doomed for failure.

But do you want a good relationship? Make God a part of your relationship, don’t do these things up there ^

Proverbs 3:5-9 Trust God from the bottom of your heart;
don’t try to figure out everything on your own.
Listen for God’s voice in everything you do, everywhere you go;
he’s the one who will keep you on track.
Don’t assume that you know it all.
Run to God! Run from evil!
Your body will glow with health,
your very bones will vibrate with life!
Honor God with everything you own;
give him the first and the best.

(Notes from 24/7 ~Tammy Queen~)

Live long and prosper, Tori.


2 thoughts on “Junk Food (part 1) How to make your relationship EPIC FAIL

  1. my13thsummer says:

    I like yours better than mine… :/

  2. aw I like yours too, don’t feel bad, i have really mad fast writing skills (note taking)

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